17319: christianrxd: odhill: jettplane: Moment Like This with @canasianjosh and @christianrxd Happy New Years! OMFG CHISTIAN OMFG JETT OFMGFGF JEWTT NVBGFD HHAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT <3 JETT. YOU’RE SO DUMB.
A joke is suppose to make me laugh. Not make me...
friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
Best pick-up line ever.
itzjackiejeez: “Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
geraldinee: Appreciate everyone when you have them. It doesn’t matter how well you know them, take advantage of the fact that they’re still here. Don’t hesitate to say hi or even give a hug. The smallest signs of recognition go a long way. And if you’re close, don’t neglect them. Don’t start to think that you have all the time in the world to ‘catch up’ or ‘hang out’. Take the chance when you...